Top 12 Rejected Apple iProducts

They’ve given us the iMac, the iPod and now the iPhone but will Apple stop just there?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you top 12 rejected Apple iProducts:

iSuck - The latest in automated infant formula feeding. Just plug into your computer and it automatically knows when to start feeding.

iCry - Automatic tissue dispenser that shoots you a Kleenex when you’re listening to a sad song on your iPod.

iSleep - iPod case that inflates into a comfy pillow.

iHogz - For the Hell’s Angel in you. Motorcycle Helmet has built in slot for iPod.

iMatey - A scurvy network scanning device that detects and removes pirated software. Arrrr!

iKu - Application that automatically generates fluffy, annoying poetry that no one really understands.

iStein - 100% ceramic beer mug complete with USB 2.0 port. Helps determine if your frothy beverage tastes great or is less filling.

American iDol - Lets you sing karaoke while being judged by a snob, a ditz and that “Yo Dawg” guy.

iRony - New product actually forces you to have face-to-face conversations with real live people.

iLost - Application attempts to determine just what the heck is really going on with that island anyway.

iQ - Port installed directly into your skull, allowing you to download iTunes directly into your brain.

iOpener - For those long nights in the server room waiting for the critical restore of the CEO’s son’s exchange mailbox.

Source: Last Mile humor

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