Courage is doing what you’re afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you’re scared.
- Edward Vernon Rickenbacker
Funny Quote Day Geek
Quiet, the commercial is on… if we don’t watch these, it’s like we’re stealing TV!
- Homer Simpson
Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself?
The only thing I can’t figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets.
I’ve got it! Nudity!
- Chris Knight (Real Genius)
“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this?
“It’s yet another in a long series of diversions at an attempt to avoid responsibility.” – Chris Knight (Real Genius)