Geek With Laptop

I was watching MTV’s “Urban Legends” and thought 3 were interesting since they are such widespread rumors or facts:

1. Gum doesn’t stay in you for years if you swallow it. A day or two max.
2. Gene Simons did not have the skin under his tongue cut. It’s just a REALLY long tongue.
3. Dog’s mouths really are cleaner than humans. They have a stronger bacteria killing saliva.

The question is when are they going to address the mother of all urban legends: Richard Gere and the gerbil!