I had a nice chat with a very sexy female on AIM tonight. Her name has been withheld and changed to “xxx” to protect the not-so-innocent 
Me: you’re kind of nifty and stuff
xxx: I’m also not liable for the brutal rape of whatever man is stupid enough to come near me in the next few hours.
Me: hehe… directions please
xxx: *laughs*
Me: *eagerly waiting for a map quest link
xxx: Suicide will get you nowhere.
Me: well at least i’ll go with a smile on my face
Me: got map quest fired up
xxx: *laughing* Shut. Up.
Me: nope, can’t make me… i’m tough, strong and if you’re not careful, i’ll eat you
Me: i’m well trained in licking-fu
xxx: I don’t really like to be licked, to be honest.
Me: ok, fingered… hehe… i’m a guitar player who knows how to use his hands
xxx: *laughs* You’ve got a line for everything!
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your a dirty skank, and your so gross.
you shouldn’t talk to women that way slut.
i love the way you talk bby.
you makin me so horny
email me hunny bunny.