Apparently Hustler magazine is looking for some scandalous sex in Washington again and is willing to pay large amounts of cash for it.
Have you had a sexual encounter with a current member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking government official?
That question comes from a full-page advertisement taken out by Larry Flynt’s pornographic magazine in today’s Washington Post.
Hustler magazine has offered $1 million for documented evidence of illicit intimate relations with a congressman, senator or other prominent officeholder. A toll-free number and e-mail address were also provided.
The last time Flynt made such an offer was back in October 1998 during the drive to impeach President Bill Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic? We know how many went down on the Titanic. Ka-blam!
So come on Bill Clinton - here’s your chance to make some money. Did you have sexual relations with Hillary? Hehe.
Larry Flynt’s target this time, if he has one, isn’t immediately known.
If you have some ideas, lets here it. Comments always welcome and appreciated.
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Here’s hoping that we don’t hear any lurid stories about Alaska’s senior senator, “Uncle Ted” Stevens - not a mental image I want to have…
Hey Brandon. Sounds like “Uncle Ted” might be someone you want to send Larry Flint’s way.
Who knows, it could be worth $1 million. Just think of how many iPhones you could buy with that kind of money
That’s not a bad idea Sean - heck, if I got the $1 million, I’d buy you an iPhone too
I don’t want an iPhone Brandon, but thank you.
However, I would gladly accept a cash donation if you did in fact get $1 million from Hustler.
I don’t think Bill can get that prize…