Ahoy! It’s time fer Talk Like a Pirate Day again!
With that in mind, here’s a pirate joke my little brother told me:
So a pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o’ his trousers. The bartender asks, “What the hell is that ships wheel for?” The pirate says, “I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Arrrgh! Shiver me timbers!
Me wants to know if you have any savvy pirate jokes to share?
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I got one – my nephew told me this one this morning:
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!
The joke in your post is my all time favorite pirate joke, but here’s another…
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear (buccaneer, get it? why aren’t you laughing???)
why is a pirate called a pirate? coz they aaarrr