Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy! It’s time fer Talk Like a Pirate Day again!

With that in mind, here’s a pirate joke my little brother told me:

So a pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o’ his trousers. The bartender asks, “What the hell is that ships wheel for?” The pirate says, “I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

Arrrgh! Shiver me timbers!

Me wants to know if you have any savvy pirate jokes to share?

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