Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Schizophrenia: Do you hear what I hear?

Dementia: I think I’ll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels sing about me

Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

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