Geek With Laptop

Quiet, the commercial is on… if we don’t watch these, it’s like we’re stealing TV!
- Homer Simpson

Now that I’ve got your attention with my sexy post title… hey sex sells… check out the bush art below:

Nothing like a little trimmed bush in the morning
Apparently the neighbor in this picture doesn’t enjoy bush… teehee… yeah, I’m male… and it’s been a long time since I’ve posted something funny like this.

So I was just watching TV and an Alltel Wireless commercial came on, then all of a sudden the “other” wireless companies broke into the broadcast for like 5 seconds and said to visit:
www.officialmancave.com
Which is a totally funny interactive website dedicated to the “other” wireless companies AT&T/Cingular, T-Mobile, Sprint and Verizon Wireless.
If you’ve ever seen [...]

Here’s a small piece from Eddie Murphy’s 1983 classic “Delirious” stand-up comedy video. The skit is called “Ice Cream”.
I was around 11 years old when I first saw this video and as you’d imagine, I was laughing so hard it made me cry.
Obviously this skit isn’t for people who are offended easily but if [...]

Forget data security. Never mind network audits. We know what’s been keeping you up at night — the possibility that someday, a computer would be able to play the perfect game of checkers.
I hope you’re sitting down my friends. That day has come.
Reuters reported that the a team of computer researchers at the University of [...]

Have you ever seen the movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? It’s a 1978 classic with a great plot outline:
A group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated tomatoes that KILL!
Dun, Dun, DUN!!!
Can you imagine if someone created a similar movie but instead of tomatoes, it was McDonald’s French Fries and Ketchup [...]