Anyone want a Porn Laptop?

There’s no doubt that the Internet has opened up endless opportunities for each and every one of us to sell our services and our products.

You can find anything for sale on the Internet and you can offer for sale just about anything your imagination can conjure up.

Part of the success of selling your goods online has got to be how well you describe the product you are selling.

With that in mind you’ve really got to hand it to this guy for his honesty and of course his accurate description.

Even though you don’t know him from Adam as they say, you can kind of tell that he’s not trying to BS you in any shape or form. I mean what would you write if you were trying to sell an older laptop that had seen better days?

Here is what he had to say on his posting on Craigslist, an increasingly popular online classified ad site.

“I have an older laptop, about 8 years old, it’s a blue Toshiba. It has a few missing keys and a few scratches, and only about 40 gigs of free space. I got a newer laptop though and I don’t need this one.”

Ok so we get the general idea, he doesn’t need it anymore and it isn’t exactly going to be a prize purchase so what’s its unique selling point?

“I call it a porn laptop because I’m pretty sure it has a few viruses and stuff, but I still use it for porn. It runs internet pretty fast and I already have about 200 favourites of porn sites saved in my favourites for Firefox. It works for porn perfectly, but not big or fast enough for music/video editing or any of that.”

Now that’s ingenious. What else could this laptop be useful for, I mean it even has “viruses and stuff” on it. Porn of course, someone, many people probably, would definitely be interested in it for that, surely. The guy even has some good advice for potential buyers too.

“I wouldn’t type any credit card info with it though, like I said it has some viruses and spyware so it’s not worth the risk. Great for porn though.”

He finishes his killer sales pitch by reminding you just why the laptop would be a good buy.
“So if you just want an extra laptop to sneak in your office that is dedicated just for porn, I got your back. Give me an email, price is negotiable”

Brilliant!

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