So yesterday I was at a local mall doing the “Christmas thing” and I noticed that Santa Claus was there greeting all the little children, parents or anyone who just walked by… except me. We made eye contact and he just looked away… so I kept on walking and then stopped and said to myself “I just got dissed by Santa Claus”. I proceeded to turn around and tap Santa on the shoulder. He turns around and says “what can I do for you?”. I say to Santa “Why didn’t you wave at me or wish me a Merry Christmas when I walked by? Have I been that bad Santa?”… Before Santa could answer, a little boy, like 5 or 6 years old asks him in a cute little kid voice “what did he do Santa?”… Santa looks at me then the little boy and says “this young man (meaning me) didn’t do anything wrong. I’ve just been really busy making toys for all the little boys and girls of the world…” so the little boy looks at me, smiles and walks back to his mother. I look at Santa and say “you’re not the real Santa Claus!” and walked away. Just thought I’d share my holiday story with you. Have a happy holiday and Merry Christmas!
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