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Ladies and gentlemen… I give you… The Imperial Pope:
Google News leaving Beta!
Since the initial launch, Google News has added support for many different languages and countries, added customization to create specific sections just for you, supported sign-on with a Google Account so that you can get you customized news anywhere you want, improved the scoring to find more relevant news sources, and added support for RSS/Atom feeds. With the launch of recommended and “most popular” news stories, Google News is leaving beta.
Special bulletin from the Pentagon
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
- The season opened today.
- There is no limit.
- They taste just like chicken.
- They don’t like beer, pickups, country music ! or Jesus.
- They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Random thoughts
So it’s 10:37 PM and I was thinking that “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
Skype
Just checking in to see who uses Skype. I’ve been using it for close to a year now.
What is Skype you ask?
Skype is a little program for making free calls over the internet to anyone else who also has Skype. It’s free and easy to download and use, and works with most computers.
If you want to call a landline, it’s only 2 cents a minute anywhere in the World… as my girl would say: rockin’
Anyway, I use Skype and if you do too, let me know your Skype name so we can talk.
If you don’t use Skype or need to download it, you can get it from here.
Annoy someone online? Think again…
Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime…
It’s no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.
In other words, it’s OK to flame someone on a mailing list or in a blog as long as you do it under your real name. Thank Congress for small favors, I guess.