Clever Are You? Porn Sayings You Could Hear In Star Wars

  1. Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?
  2. Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
  3. You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.
  4. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!
  5. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid
  6. Negative! It didn’t go in. It just impacted on the surface
  7. “Back door, huh? Good idea.”
  8. Pull out Wedge, you can’t do any more good back there!
  9. There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.
  10. “Look at the size of that thing”
  11. Almost there… just a couple of seconds…
  12. Let’s blow this thing so we can go home!
  13. You’ve got something jammed in here real good.
  14. “Get on top of it!” “I’m trying!”
  15. “I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
  16. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.
  17. “This may smell bad, kid, but it’ll keep you warm.”
  18. “Hey! Point that thing someplace else!”
  19. I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me ‘Master’
  20. “I want you to take her. I mean it! Take her!”
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  1. SupaW Says:

    Yeah, Starwars Sucks…lol

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